THCA

• CATEGORY: 55% Sativa Dominant Hybrid
• MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
• THCA CONTENT: 27.5%
• PERSONALITY: Blissful & Calm

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

You’ve got to love the Gelato family. Each one has its own variation on the same ultra rich and creamy vanilla base note, making every strain a decadent smoking experience. Gelato #41 is no exception to the rule. This one has a delightful lemon sweetness to it, grounded by an earthy woodiness that softens the sharp sweetness of the other flavors for crowd-pleasing appeal. 

A variation on the combination of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Sunset Sherbet, you know you can expect a potent strain with punch, though this take on Gelato doesn’t possess the original’s psychedelic bent. Instead, #41 is expansively happy and positive, leaving you feeling so blissfully grateful just to be alive. There is also a placid sense of physical calm along with that sense of ecstasy, a feeling similar to floating in the middle of a large body of still water (with the total knowledge that there are no sharks, alligators, or alligator shark hybrids living there), totally at peace with the world. The extreme mental pick-me-up is crystal clear,, allowing you to focus on singular tasks without distraction. Find yourself immersed in this delightful strain and prepare to enjoy your best life.

• CATEGORY: 60% Indica Dominant Hybrid
• MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Linalool, Limonene
• THCA CONTENT: 34.6%
• PERSONALITY: Content & Unbothered

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

Though its origin story is a little murky, we do know that Lemon Cherry Gelato has family in superstar Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies, giving it the signature creamy Gelato base. The unknown genetic contributor added a strong cherry berry aroma and sharp lemon lime flavor that really sets this strain apart though, making this mysterious Gelato family member a worthy choice to share your Saturday with. 

Seemingly in contrast to its zesty flavor profile, LCG is a very mellow and carefree strain. There is a light physical sedation at its base, inclined to gently coax you into a relaxing repose that you just don’t necessarily feel like getting up from. This is accompanied by a classically stoned headspace leaving you feeling hazy, accepting, and totally unconcerned about anything going on around you. Does travel stress you out? Take a hit or two of LCG before you get to the airport and you’ll be floating happily through the staggering TSA security check and flashing a dopey, contented smile as you bleed away that nasty six hour layover. This strain was built to help you temper your anxious thoughts, and calm flickers of impatience. Keep Lemon Cherry Gelato on hand and your next crisis will become an easy breeze.

✅ CATEGORY: 70% Indica Dominant Hybrid

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Humulene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 26.6%

✅ PERSONALITY: Sedative & Zen

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

With a sister like Slurricane and parents like Do-Si-Dos and Purple Punch, you know this one is going to be a wild child. And you’d be right. Slurty packs a wallop of a punch, dragging you down onto the couch where this strain can have its way with you, paralyzing your body with warm waves that feel  like having a weighted blanket dragged over you. You’ll find Slurty to be a bit on the sleepy side, but before you get the urge to snooze you’ll enjoy a clear, zen-like calm that feels focused, yet totally carefree. Once S
Slurty gets you in her clutches, there’s no getting away, but what a way to go. 

Fans also love Slurty’s tangy flavor, rather like an extra bubbly glass of orange soda (the kind Kel really loved), juicy, sugary, and bright. There is also a nice diesel finish that adds just a hint of danger to this strain’s super sweet palette. The aroma is similar and very heavy, surrounding users in a heavy cloud of tangerine goodness. Hop on the back of Slurty’s motorcycle for a good time, but be careful. She might just knock you flat!