ZAZA | Living Soil THCA Flower (Jello Cake)
✅ CATEGORY: 80% Indica Dominant Hybrid
✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
✅ THCA CONTENT: 25.4%
✅ PERSONALITY: Joyful & Giddy
WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?
Are you ready to shake, shake, shake with laughter? This silly dessert strain delivers the giggles in spades. Jello Cake was born from a pairing of Biscotti and Hemp Doctor favorite, Sunset Sherbet, creating a taste and scent you’re sure to adore. Initially chock full of ripe blueberry, sour citrus, and delicate notes of rose, the aroma deepens as you smoke, its thick, creamy mouthfeel leaving a distinctly vanilla cake flavor on the tongue.
Jello Cake’s sophisticated scent shouldn’t fool you though, this strain doesn’t take itself too seriously. It offers users an instant boost with a silly, confident twist. It’s also delightfully laid back without being sleepy, making it the perfect choice for unwinding with friends after a long week. It’s joyful, giggly energy is a great confidence booster too, and if you’ve been looking for a strain to run your standup routine by, this is hit. A delight from start to finish, this strain is the perfect setup for a memorable evening.

ZAZA | Living Soil THCA Flower (The White)
✅ CATEGORY: 80% Indica Dominant Hybrid
✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene
✅ THCA CONTENT: 29.42%
✅ PERSONALITY: Layered & Stony
WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?
If you’re a cannabis fan who doesn’t necessarily love the taste and smell of cannabis, this is the strain for you. The White, once known as Triangle Kush, is a heavily indica-dominant hybrid with origins as mysterious as its name. The only thing the weed world can say for certain is that it has a heavy Kush lineage, but we love it no matter who its parents were. A great covert smoke, its flavor and aroma are extremely subtle with notes of freshly churned soil, pine sap, and fine lemon zest.
Even though this strain doesn’t have the loudest flavor, it has a very quintessential cannabis personality. Though the high can take a bit of time to set in fully (it’s definitely a creeper!), it offers users the entire spectrum of cannabis experience. Intensely euphoric and giggly, this strain is lighthearted and mood boosting in the best way, accompanied by a glowy, warming body buzz. As the high wears on, The White takes on a more classic stony sensibility, complete with a healthy dose of the munchies. After you’ve finished emptying your fridge, make your way to a comfy couch for some serious chill. A deep relaxation finishes off this bud’s multi-layered high, bleeding into a sleepy feeling that will personally escort you to your bed for a good night’s rest. With this kaleidoscope of cannabis effects in play, The White certainly feels a lot more technicolor than its name would suggest.

ZAZA | LIVING SOIL THCA FLOWER | DRIPPIN’ AIN’T EASY

ZAZA | LIVING SOIL THCA FLOWER | GLITTER BOMB
✅ CATEGORY: 60% Indica Dominant Hybrid
✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene
✅ THCA CONTENT: 25.63%
✅ PERSONALITY: Inspiring & Versatile
WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?
Crushed by a creativity comet? Sounds like a great way to go! Glitter Bomb lives up to its name with a cheeky, maximalist personality – a glam rock strain to boost your brain and body to new heights. The playful, cerebral rush that starts off this strain’s buzz is a perfect fit for artistic minds that aren’t afraid to experiment with new ideas. A euphoric clarity builds alongside the surge of inspiration, allowing you to lazily focus on a project, if you’re into that kind of thing. Otherwise, feel free to simply enjoy the intense, blissful, positivity of it all, allowing Glitter Bomb to soothe your soul and stressed out brain. This strain is also gaining mass appeal on the medical market, where its deep physical relaxation is much appreciated, especially since Glitter Bomb isn’t one to weigh you down. Consider your muscles thoroughly melted, without the couchlock.
This indica hybrid has a lovely aroma and flavor as well, it’s profile a complete representation of its breeding. The child of Grape Gas #10 and OG Kush Breath Blueberry Headband (yep, all that), Glitter Bomb keeps up family tradition with a burst of candy-like sweetness anchored in distinct grape and blueberry flavors. Upon exhale, the taste rounds out with distinct traditional skunkiness and a garden of delicate florals. If you’re goal is to add a little sparkle to your evening, Glitter Bomb is a sure pick every time.

ZAZA | LIVING SOIL THCA FLOWER | HEAD HUNTER
✅ CATEGORY: Balanced Hybrid
✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Limonene, Linalool, Caryophyllene
✅ THCA CONTENT: 26.80%
✅ PERSONALITY: Peaceful & Potent
WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?
In the cannabis world, a potent high oftentimes comes with either super-glue couchlock or my-family-are-all-lizard-people-planted-by-the-government thought patterns, and sometimes, neither is a place we’d like to end up. Meet HeadHunter, a balanced hybrid that introduces a touch of class with its intensity. The mental state on this heavy hitter strain is crystal clear and incredibly zen-like, pumping you up with peaceful euphoria that melts anxiety and stress like butter. HeadHunter is also generously versatile, allowing you to daydream, get creative, take a stroll down memory lane, or simply bliss out – and only if you want to! Despite this strain’s potent appeal, it’s not inclined to be pushy, only insisting on peace and calm in whatever you choose to do. Your body soon follows the vibe, and a sense of haze washes over you as your skin glows with warm relaxation, leaving you floating in your own tranquil bubble of Nirvana.
HeadHunter’s flavor and aroma mirror its maturity, combining crisp mint and a spicy crack of black pepper with a subtle blush of strawberry. This earthy combo is layered over the distinct essence of pine sap and hardwoods, leaving you feeling like this strain might be something a faerie would smoke. This delightful blend comes courtesy of industry darlings Legend OG and Gush Mintz, a combination that flower connoisseurs can rave about. Inhale Headhunter. Exhale peace. Repeat.

ZAZA | LIVING SOIL THCA FLOWER | PERMANENT MARKER
✅ CATEGORY: 70% Indica-Dominant Hybrid
✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene
✅ THCA CONTENT: 28.8%
✅ PERSONALITY: Bold & Blissy
WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?
They didn’t name it Permanent Marker for nothing. This powerhouse indica-dominant hybrid makes a lasting impression with bold effects that settle in deep and don’t let go. Expect a calming, full-body buzz that melts away tension while keeping your mind uplifted, creative, and just a little hazy—in the best way.
The aroma lives up to its name too: pungent, gassy, and slightly chemical at first, like uncapping a fresh marker. But stick around, and it unfolds into layers of sweet fruit, sour citrus, and earthy funk. On the exhale, expect a complex blend of candy-like diesel and tangy grape—an unforgettable profile that lingers long after the smoke clears.
Whether you’re kicking back after a long day or diving into a creative project, Permanent Marker leaves a bold line between “meh” and masterpiece.

ZAZA | LIVING SOIL THCA FLOWER | RED BULL
✅ CATEGORY: 70% Indica Dominant
✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Ocimene, Myrcene, Limonene
✅ THCA CONTENT: 26.50%
✅ PERSONALITY: Focused & Relaxing
WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?
If you live for a cannabis flavor that just keeps unfolding, Red Bull is the strain for you. This bud’s complex and quizzical combo of flavors is just weird enough to work. The base opens with a traditional punch of sour lemon and skunky earth, then flips the script with the distinct aroma of exotic spices and diesel on the exhale. Add in pops of plum, feta cheese, and roasted nuts, and you have a feast for the senses before the high has even begun to hit.
As if the flavor wasn’t enough of a reason to snag a jar, this cross of the legendary Skunk #1 and Ed Rosenthal Super Bud has some unique effects that are sure to fit some very specific bills. Though it shares its name with the popular energy drink, don’t expect a rush of adrenaline after smoking this strain. Like any good indica-dominant hybrid, Red Bull is very relaxing, and each toke comes with a growing sense of calm and ease that will diffuse a stressful day without completely zonking you out. It also boasts an indica’s standard lift of euphoria, imbuing users with the warm and fuzzies. What you may not expect, however, is the level of creative focus this strain offers. Motivating, without being too bossy about it, Red Bull will bust your task paralysis and finally let you finish restoring that MCM record cabinet, or file your taxes (i.e, scary adult stuff) free of anxiety. Let Red Bull guide the way and tackle life’s toughies with ease.

ZAZA | LIVING SOIL THCA FLOWER | VICE CITY RUNTZ
✅ CATEGORY: Sativa Dominant Hybrid
✅ MAJOR TERPENES:
✅ THCA CONTENT: 27.60%
✅ PERSONALITY:
Discover Vice City Runtz, a captivating sativa-dominant hybrid with intriguing origins. This strain combines the sweet, candy-like genetics of Runtz with a robust diesel variety, resulting in a unique aroma of fresh earth, rich fuel, and a hint of sugary sweetness.
On the inhale, enjoy a delightful mix of gas and fruit with a subtle herbal finish. Vice City Runtz sparks creativity and enhances sociability, making it perfect for daytime or early evening use. Experience an uplifting high that eases tension without the heavy couch-lock of stronger indicas. Elevate your next adventure with Vice City Runtz—it’s bound to become your new favorite!

ZAZA | LIVING SOIL THCA FLOWER | VIOLET MEADOWS
✅ CATEGORY: 60% Sativa Dominant Hybrid
✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Linalool, Myrcene, Limonene
✅ THCA CONTENT: 29.10%
✅ PERSONALITY: Relaxing & Light-hearted
WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?
Some strains let you know exactly who they are in the first puff. Violet Meadows is one of them. Like a fine wine, this strain unfolds with a robust grape flavor that’s rich, deep, and earthy – a more mature alternative to the typical sugary overtone familiar to other grapey buds. Its buttery smooth smoke, owed in large part to parents Grape Gasoline and Khalifa Mints, softens on the exhale, allowing the heavy linalool content to shine with the whimsical essence of lavender and a crisp hint of cooling mint. Its adult, nuanced, and a lot like this bud’s personality.
Despite its slight sativa dominance, Violet Meadows is a deeply relaxing strain, with a mellow euphoria that creeps into the head and body like morning fog along the forest floor. This bud keeps the mood lighthearted and giggly, with a building sense of happiness and well-being that will have you feeling like your day is totally going to work out for the better. The indica side of this bud is a heavy 40% however, and despite this bud’s sativa uplift and brightness, users may find themselves prone to couchlock and a bit of sleepiness. An excellent nighttime companion, Violet Meadows is here to help you kick back and relax after a long and trying day.

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