• ZAZA | Living Soil THCA Flower (Jello Cake)

    ZAZA | Living Soil THCA Flower (Jello Cake)

    ✅ CATEGORY: 80% Indica Dominant Hybrid

    ✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

    ✅ THCA CONTENT: 25.4%

    ✅ PERSONALITY: Joyful & Giddy

    WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

    Are you ready to shake, shake, shake with laughter? This silly dessert strain delivers the giggles in spades. Jello Cake was born from a pairing of Biscotti and Hemp Doctor favorite, Sunset Sherbet, creating a taste and scent you’re sure to adore. Initially chock full of ripe blueberry, sour citrus, and delicate notes of rose, the aroma deepens as you smoke, its thick, creamy mouthfeel leaving a distinctly vanilla cake flavor on the tongue.

    Jello Cake’s sophisticated scent shouldn’t fool you though, this strain doesn’t take itself too seriously. It offers users an instant boost with a silly, confident twist. It’s also delightfully laid back without being sleepy, making it the perfect choice for unwinding with friends after a long week. It’s joyful, giggly energy is a great confidence booster too, and if you’ve been looking for a strain to run your standup routine by, this is hit. A delight from start to finish, this strain is the perfect setup for a memorable evening.

  • ZAZA | Living Soil THCA Flower (The White)

    ZAZA | Living Soil THCA Flower (The White)

    ✅ CATEGORY: 80% Indica Dominant Hybrid

    ✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene

    ✅ THCA CONTENT: 29.42%

    ✅ PERSONALITY: Layered & Stony

    WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

    If you’re a cannabis fan who doesn’t necessarily love the taste and smell of cannabis, this is the strain for you. The White, once known as Triangle Kush, is a heavily indica-dominant hybrid with origins as mysterious as its name. The only thing the weed world can say for certain is that it has a heavy Kush lineage, but we love it no matter who its parents were. A great covert smoke, its flavor and aroma are extremely subtle with notes of freshly churned soil, pine sap, and fine lemon zest. 

    Even though this strain doesn’t have the loudest flavor, it has a very quintessential cannabis personality. Though the high can take a bit of time to set in fully (it’s definitely a creeper!), it offers users the entire spectrum of cannabis experience. Intensely euphoric and giggly, this strain is lighthearted and mood boosting in the best way, accompanied by a glowy, warming body buzz. As the high wears on, The White takes on a more classic stony sensibility, complete with a healthy dose of the munchies. After you’ve finished emptying your fridge, make your way to a comfy couch for some serious chill. A deep relaxation finishes off this bud’s multi-layered high, bleeding into a sleepy feeling that will personally escort you to your bed for a good night’s rest. With this kaleidoscope of cannabis effects in play, The White certainly feels a lot more technicolor than its name would suggest.

  • ZAZA | LIVING SOIL THCA FLOWER | PERMANENT MARKER

    ZAZA | LIVING SOIL THCA FLOWER | PERMANENT MARKER

    ✅ CATEGORY: 70% Indica-Dominant Hybrid
    ✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene
    ✅ THCA CONTENT: 28.8%
    ✅ PERSONALITY: Bold & Blissy

    WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

    They didn’t name it Permanent Marker for nothing. This powerhouse indica-dominant hybrid makes a lasting impression with bold effects that settle in deep and don’t let go. Expect a calming, full-body buzz that melts away tension while keeping your mind uplifted, creative, and just a little hazy—in the best way.

    The aroma lives up to its name too: pungent, gassy, and slightly chemical at first, like uncapping a fresh marker. But stick around, and it unfolds into layers of sweet fruit, sour citrus, and earthy funk. On the exhale, expect a complex blend of candy-like diesel and tangy grape—an unforgettable profile that lingers long after the smoke clears.

    Whether you’re kicking back after a long day or diving into a creative project, Permanent Marker leaves a bold line between “meh” and masterpiece.

     

  • THCA Sugar Diamond Caviar Blunts (3g)

    THCA Sugar Diamond Caviar Blunts (3g)

    Introducing The Hemp Doctor’s 3 Gram THCA Sugar Diamond Caviar Blunts! Each tube features a single 3 Gram THCA Sugar Diamond Caviar Blunt, containing an impressive 316mg of THCA per gram, which results in a total of 948mg THCA per 3 Gram Blunt. Our 3 Gram Sugar Diamond Caviar masterpieces are available in five distinct strains, catering to diverse preferences.

    Enhance your product offerings with The Hemp Doctor’s new 3 Gram THCA Sugar Diamond Caviar Blunts and give your customers a taste of luxury today!

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